My Dog, Jack

Some people might say that my dog is the meanest thing in the world!  But he’s my hero!  He always tries to protect me, and growls at anything that might threaten me.  He’s reasonably fit, and has more bark than bite. He loves to play with his Big Brute Toy and shake it around.  Most of the time I find him staring out the window barking at cars. He thinks he is a Great Dame, and can beat up anyone.  But, he is actually a Miniature Schnauzer, and quite small.   He is a salt and pepper Schnauzer and has a very shaggy beard.  When my mom gives him a hair cut, it shortens his beard, and his legs seem WWWAAAYYY too small for his body.  It looks so weird!  But when it comes to a good dog, Jack is the best!